Welcome to https://oddysseyhalfmarathon.com/, please trust me when I tell you our sense of humor is the bottom of our list of priorities because the privacy of our users comes first. But honestly, we do tend to joke a lot but on a more serious note, privacy is very important to us (at least a little bit, and as a whole). This notice center explains how we may be able to obtain your sensitive information because lets be honest, in today’s world where online gambling is the norm, political issues make it hard for any individual’s information to be kept fully private.
What information do we gather (and why are we doing it)
- Names: To be able to inform y’all about any exciting updates I get and to prevent a spammy vault my employees are instructed to ask for your phone number and email address as well during registration.
- Contact Information: As a part of our process we tend to factor in your borrowing habits because it allows us to understand your current spending behavior and broadens our investment portfolio.
- Payment Information: While making payments, I feel like it is common sense to protect any information associated with the payment. That is why I have dedicated an entire vault to protecting sensitive data, trust me hackers will have a hard time breaking in if they ever dare to.
Sharing Your Data (It’s All For The Greater Good, Is It Not)
We could share your information with some “trusted” third-parties, like the random analytics company we just signed a partnership with. And yes, the government is also a party that you shouldn’t forget about because they might come asking if we create enough trouble politically.
Cookies (Not The Good Tasting Ones)
Yes, we use cookies and would like to inform you that without them, this site will not be functional, so it’s a must. Scan your head or accept them, the option is yours, while pop-up spam is bound to become your best friend.
Your Choices (Choices, You May Say)
- Opt-Out of Emails: Feel free to unsubscribe but know that you shall be missed and well even if you do unsubscribe, we will reach out to you.
- Disable Cookies: Mess around with the settings of our website by changing how it was designed, for it to look like something out of 1995.
- Delete Your Account: Oh how cute, you think that deleting your account would stop us from owning your data, once we have it in our possession, it is ours forever.
Security Measures (Like Maintaining A Straight Face During a Roast)
While protecting your information, I’d like to emphasize “precautions,” if a guy is hell bent on doing it, there is no stopping him, no matter how much you try, all the best!
Policy Updates (Lucky For All You Statutory Offenders In Texas, The Legal Age Is 17)
Oh the beauty that this policy holds, the right to change this Privacy Policy is reserved for ‘us’, clearly meaning that certain individuals are on a higher pedestal than the rest.
Get In Touch With Us (But Don’t Expect A Prompt Response)
Have any questions? Just send us a message at admin@oddysseyhalfmarathon.com, and we may respond. Or not.